Showing posts with label Alonso. Show all posts
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Friday, February 14, 2014

Theories

Through out the ages mankind has been troubled with a collection of multiple questions. Through scientific curiosity and determination many great questions have been answered. Long have we looked to heavens and the debts of the Earth for questions such as "Why are there volcanoes on our planet?" "How does water brake a rock?" "Why does the earth revolve around the sun?" Thus far, we have gathered enough knowledge to know the answers to these questions. However there are some questions that have not been answered such as "Is that guy down the street stealing your paper?" "Why do kids hate you?" "Why do people spend so much time on social media telling everyone about what they're doing every second?" and what would we do without those  hypothetical questions. However through contemplating and staring at that blank wall in my room, one of those questions have been answered. "What do guys talk about when girls aren't around?"

Now there are theories, too many theories actually, to this question. Among these is the fight theory that states guys just beat each other up In a test of dominance inside their surrounding. Another theory Is guys just sit and glare at each other thinking of what to say when they see a pretty girl down the hall or at their work. This is what I call the alpha male theory. Men just sit around thinking of ways to talk to women. In some cases  an exchange of grunts is shared amongst men to indicate their concern with each other's problems about women. Men share a unique understanding of each other with out uttering the slightest profound set of words.

Logic would dictate that that yes men do talk about the girls, their own girlfriend, or wife at home but this does not mean that all we do is talk about you girls "so quit being so high and mighty". Upon being charged with this crime, nearly all men will undoubtedly deny it. This does not mean it is not the truth. Freshman high schoolers, upon questioning of the truth of these theories stated, " Sometimes, yes, no, why are you asking this?. Well sometimes...no."


After much analysis by brilliant minds, it has been inferred that part of the motivation is men just want to talk about anything that pops into their head. This has been widely agreed upon by the majority of women; however, three out of three guys surveyed consistently defer any of our theories and insist that they merely talk to friends and nothing else. It is on consensus that they could not come up with a better excuse and are merely attempting to hide their true motives. 

Monday, November 4, 2013

Top 5 Questions

Artist's: Top 5 Questions Not to ask

#1: Did you draw that?
When you see someone with a pen or pencil sketching and still don't know if they drew that, it might be time for you to get your eye sight examined. Asking an artist that will make you look like a fool and will make the artist feel foolish answering what is obvious. To an artist it's like you asking "did you just go to the bathroom" after walking out of a restroom a minute later so don't ask if you saw the person draw on paper.

#2: Do you like to draw this?
Not all artist draw the same thing. Some times artist don't know what to draw and draw what they see or we sometimes get ideas from other things people created. Next time you decide to ask an artist if he draws cartoons just don't do it. What you could ask is what he or she likes to draw.

#3: Do you know how to draw this?
Some artist don't like to be asked this question because they might like to draw another subject or might not want to demonstrate their abilities on the spot. If an artist draws something someone might say that's not how it looks. When an artist draws something they draw it in there own perspective and their own interpretation based on their Imagination. 

#4: Do you watch anime? 
Assuming that someone watches anime just because they draw is really foolish. Not all artist like the same thing or get their ideas from the same thing either. There are different artist just like there are different people around the world. There are showy artist, shy artist,moderate artist and many more. Be careful who you ask this question to someone might go off on you do to being asked constantly.  

#5: Can I see your sketchbook?

If its one thing that I hate is someone asking me if they can take a look at my sketchbook. My sketchbook is private and only for myself it's like reading a diary if you do take a look without me knowing I will get angry, but then again like I said there's different types of artist It might be ok when asking someone else who likes to show off their work. Other artist are very modest and let people view their work and feel foolish when letting people see their work. So if you ask this question to an artist you might want to make sure you know what your gonna say next.

Friday, October 18, 2013

Do/Don't Essay


Let me tell you the best about therapy it's not bad. The most difficult thing I did in therapy was talk about my personal life, anger towards people, and how I feel emotionally.Therapy isn' just for those creepy guys you see on Dateline NBC. Therapy is for normal people as well.

DO: Try to not hold in those emotions you have towards the world, remember these therapist are paid good money to talk to you about problems you have. If you happen to have a cool therapist that's really friendly take the chance to work with him or her.

DON'T: Try to get out your chair,rant,rebel against your therapist, and finally say you don't need therapy because it is for crazy people, You never know you might have to work with that sophisticated college man that thinks your some kind of billow browed laboratory link that he can fix with his big words and lousy ego. Not work with your therapist and threaten to kill yourself over having to take therapy, unless you want to land yourself that cozy room at the asylum every one is raving about at school.