2 Truths and a Lie

Shafted 

Man loses game in golf and in  frustration he takes it out on the nearby bench the golf club breaks and ricochets off the bench and pierces his heart causing him to bleed to death.Quite the heart breaker or rather heart stabbing way to leave this world. 

Facebook dislike button 

There's been a scam going around on Facebook allowing you to dislike all those dumb posts that people are audacious enough to post in the first place.The dislike button installs a virus that leaks out all of your saved passwords so don't enable this dislike button.

Henna peeked 

Black henna causes permanent scarring due to a chemical known as PPD can make you really sensitive to dyes where one can die there hair others that are introduced to PPD who dye there hair can be fatal. 

Which statement is the lie?

Top 3 Quesitons

Questions you should never ask to anyone about anything. 

#1 First off you should never ask your fellow adult how much he makes, it's just not polite. How much they make is private and is best left alone. They do it cause they like it and they are happy. Plus they probably make a lot more than you would think. 

#2 you know those stupid little what if I did this crap its kinda old and used up. We should stop saying stuff like "what if I put your contacts in bleach and you went blind What would you do now?"  That kinda stuff is stupid and unnecessary and stupid it's not needed stop. You either do it or you don't there's no In between.  

#3 things that you should never ask a girl. Are you pregnant or are you just fat maybe your both I don't no. How many times do you poop a day? When was your last period cause you are very cranky. All of these things are are not polite. 

Do/Don't Essay

The worst thing about being in a program is that you loose all your freedom.  And think about it for a moment, freedom gets you everywhere in life. Without freedom how are you going to get a car or buy a house? You just can't do it without freedom. Freedom it's self is what gets people so far in life. With freedom that person went to collage, that person started a business, that persons a millionaire. So as soon as that person realizes that with freedom we can do anything in life, he will go nowhere.  

Do. When you get yourself in a program you want to do what the staff wants even if you don't like it. When you do what the staff likes, the staff will tell the director that this person knows how to listen and that will spread from staff to staff, and when you level up you will have grip of people that will support you. Although it may sound like people pleasing it will help you get out of that program if done right. That means you're all nice but as soon as that staff leaves you're a brat to everyone else.  

Don't. Don't be defiant. Since when has defiance got anyone anywhere. Never. All defiance gets you is another 6 months in that program.  That means your parents have to pay more and they wont like that. So I suggest you start thinking and get yourself out of that program and I mean graduate from the program not wait for you caseworker to come take you out like mine did cause that never happens. 

My Favorite Mistake

My favorite mistake was when I was stupid and got put in a program. While I was in that program I was the most defiant person ever! You had to be nit picky specific to get me to do anything, and I mean ANYTHING. So while I was at that wretched program I slowly learned over the course of 17 and a half months patience and endurance because what I was doing was getting me nowhere in life, I was getting in trouble about every other day. So during the end my worker found a suitable foster home so I eventually moved out of the program and life went well. 

I learned patience like no other, so now there is nothing that will piss me off cause I dealt with stupid people for a long time. So now when something happens I have the patience to solve it in a decisive manner. I love this mistake cause now I can go back and joke about how stupid I was and that anyone go go through hell and turn it into a subject to where you acknowledge and realize what you did was stupid and move on.

So you know how you do stupid stuff and people say that you have screwed up your life, well them people can keep to themselves. Look at me I have made so many mistakes that it's not even funny and yet I still laugh at what I did when I was young. 

But the main thing is what you did, have you learned? Well I most certainly have or else I would still be locked up. The difference is that I will never make those stupid mistakes again. when we make mistakes don't forget what we did remember so we don't make them again. 

Twitter Memoir

Saw my sister yesterday, we hung out for a couple of hours talked and went on a bike ride. Life is great, just chilling out and taking life one day at a time, trying to be awesome.

Six Word Memoir

Cheated death, escaped fate, defied gods.