Through out the ages mankind has been troubled with a collection of multiple questions. Through scientific curiosity and determination many great questions have been answered. Long have we looked to heavens and the debts of the Earth for questions such as "Why are there volcanoes on our planet?" "How does water brake a rock?" "Why does the earth revolve around the sun?" Thus far, we have gathered enough knowledge to know the answers to these questions. However there are some questions that have not been answered such as "Is that guy down the street stealing your paper?" "Why do kids hate you?" "Why do people spend so much time on social media telling everyone about what they're doing every second?" and what would we do without those hypothetical questions. However through contemplating and staring at that blank wall in my room, one of those questions have been answered. "What do guys talk about when girls aren't around?"
Now there are theories, too many theories actually, to this question. Among these is the fight theory that states guys just beat each other up In a test of dominance inside their surrounding. Another theory Is guys just sit and glare at each other thinking of what to say when they see a pretty girl down the hall or at their work. This is what I call the alpha male theory. Men just sit around thinking of ways to talk to women. In some cases an exchange of grunts is shared amongst men to indicate their concern with each other's problems about women. Men share a unique understanding of each other with out uttering the slightest profound set of words.
Logic would dictate that that yes men do talk about the girls, their own girlfriend, or wife at home but this does not mean that all we do is talk about you girls "so quit being so high and mighty". Upon being charged with this crime, nearly all men will undoubtedly deny it. This does not mean it is not the truth. Freshman high schoolers, upon questioning of the truth of these theories stated, " Sometimes, yes, no, why are you asking this?. Well sometimes...no."
After much analysis by brilliant minds, it has been inferred that part of the motivation is men just want to talk about anything that pops into their head. This has been widely agreed upon by the majority of women; however, three out of three guys surveyed consistently defer any of our theories and insist that they merely talk to friends and nothing else. It is on consensus that they could not come up with a better excuse and are merely attempting to hide their true motives.
4 comments:
What you wrote actually makes sense if you look at it in a certain perspective. I forward one talk to my friends about music or about home visits. Usually guys just talks about girls that are " ratchet" as guys would say that couldn't use a better word to describe a girl. But girls shouldn't worry about what guys are talking about because usually there's always that one guy that blabs to it to a girl or something like that. But pertaining to your writing I liked your grammar and your style of writing. Thank you for writing this hope you keep writing.
I think a good one also is "what do guys think when girls are beside them?" because girls must want to know what we think. I agree with this because when I'm with my cousins we do some crazy stuff but once a chicks around we act polite and suddenly forget about acting crazy.
You are wright. I personally wish you should have kept wright writing. I liked it I really did.
I see a lot of disrespect toward women when a guy isn't around one. For example: A guy is hanging out with his girlfriend, and he leaves. He walks to the mall with some buddies and notices an attractive girl and says to his friends, "she's got a nice butt". We show so much respect to women to their faces, but what do we do behind their backs. We degrade women to the extent where some women think all guys are pigs. Just because a few sick men ruined it for everyone.
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