Stop asking! - top five questions you should never ask your girlfriend
#1 How much do you weigh?
Whether they are size zero or a triple chinned monster, all girls complain about their bodies. the fashion industry has definitely made sure of that. While to guys this may be just a question, girls are going to take offense to it. So just leave it at that ,why do you need to know how much she weighs. You're already going out with her.
#2 What's your time of the month or (are you on you period)?
She's in a bad mood, probably being a bitch? But asking if this monthly syndrome is causing it will just make her mood unbelievably worse ( even if it is true). So maybe just brainwash her into thinking she’s being the most positive baby doll in the world. And maybe take a minute to go downtown and buy some chocolate just in case.
#3 Can i borrow some money?
The very foundation of a relationship is based on the man providing for the women and making her feel secure. It once consisted of hunting down buffalo with your tiny home made man spear, but now it’s a measure of financial security. Asking her to lend you money completely shatters her faith in you to provide the basic foundation. Ask a friend, bum with your pan on the corner of state street, get another job, do anything but hit your girl up for cash.
#4 How many guys have you slept with?
You may fantasize that all girls are virgins untouched by other male dogs. But despite how much you want it to be true, its not. It’s natural to wonder just how many guys have had the pleasure in defiling your beautiful delicate flower, but unless you want to open a costco sized can of i’m going to kick your ass, just keep wondering. As they say curiosity killed the cat.
#5 What's for dinner?
This question was acceptable at one point in time(a time when it was also acceptable to grab a girls tush and call her sexy). These days it just makes you look like a narcissistic ass. so, go make your own sandwich baby. And if she does end up making it try not to complain that that’s not how your mamma did it, cause shes not the one you make out with.
Many guys always find themselves in these troubling situations. When your trying to carry on a conversation and find yourself asking one of these dumb questions. So try to use some common sense before you find yourself lying in the rivers shallow waters underneath a mossy bridge. Cause the girl you happened to think was your girlfriend was in one of her pmsing stages and happened to take it a little too much to the heart.
4 comments:
I like this one. It's so true. I've seen how a women has reacted to a few of those questions, and it's wise not to ask them. Especially the weight one.
This is a well thought out assignment, the truth is written hear, if a guy was to ask his girl any of those questions he'd ether get dumped or at the least smacked. It's plan disrespectful to ask any girl those questions neither the less your own girlfriend, some girls don't care, yet they should, some don't care for themselves. I find that disgusting, if a women doesn't care the way she is treated, then think of the aftermath later on. Nasty, anyway I think this article is pretty interesting and made me remember what girls expect and what I should as well.
These are some pretty good and true questions or facts. I would have to disagree with the money one. It's not a bad thing to ask your girl for some money I mean if she asks you to lend her some money it's only fair if she can lend you some to. Now, that doesn't mean ask her for a bill or two. Me & my boyfriend lend each other money all the time and pay each other back depending how much it was. Just cause your a girl doesn't mean you can't lend him a few bucks. With he cooking one if my man didn't like whatever I had made for him then it's cool don't eat it he can starv haha but that's just me. Thank God I'm with a man who likes my cooking & we're even with everything.
These questions are the question you do not want to ask a girl! If it was really important to her for you to know than let her tell you don't try and ask her or force an answer out of her because mostt likely it's gonna be an answer you didn't want to hear.
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