Five questions you should never ask someone in a program & fresh out of DT:
#1 "Did you drop the soap?
Okay, may I just say that NO BODY SHOWERS TOGETHER! I find it funny when someone asks this as a joke, but if your even thinking about asking me that on the real, I just might have to go back. Common sense please.
#2 "How was it?"
Hmm... You know, I thought it was quite lovely. No...How do you think it was? I'm pretty sure that the fact that we arrive there in cuffs answers that one for you. Although I must admit, I do enjoy seeing a few of my old homies every now and then, but you get the big picture. I've hated every stay.
#3 "Did you learn anything?"
Yup. How much of a fiend I am, and how to:
a. Get ganja and/cigarettes faster/ which smoke shops sell to minors
b. Smarter places to hide pills
c. Meet more people to get into trouble with
d. All of the above
#4 "Feel good to be back?"
No. If anything I wish I never got caught up, because now I'm on worse lock down than I was to begin with. Not to mention that I also have to start all over in my program again, and I am not feeling so great about myself because I have so easily broken the trust I once had with my authority figures. So no. It doesn't feel so great.
#5 "Round 2?"
Alright, so if I JUST got out, at least wait a few months to ask me to do something risky again. But if you ask me to car hop with you the night I get out, don't trip on me for giving the "WHAT THE CRAP!?" look.
11 comments:
I like this one because I happens eveytime and it's not going to change. I said did you learn anything. We get home and he starts hitting me. I know I learned a lesson but I keep doing it again and again. That's just life right.
Every time I get out of lock up I get that ignorant question "did you drop the soap" it's annoying. Ive never showered with another dude in lock up. I hate when people asked me what I learned, you don't learn any thing,you just sit around miserably.
So when I was at my old school, I'd go to detention, and as soon as I'd come back, people at school would ask these questions and it's annoying. Detention is not a vacation, of course it wasn't fun. I especiallly hate when they get out and brag about being locked up. It's beyond annoying.
I like this one, I love how straight up you were in this, no one enjoys getting locked up, And being in the system sucks. When I get out of d.t i want to do good and get out of the system. I hate it when your homies hit you up right when you get out to go do things that can get you right back in.
I love this one Mary, it took me a while to learn how to long board. If you don't know how to ride a long board don't try to go down a hill. When I first started long boarding I went down a hill not knowing what I was doing, and I crashed pretty hard.
I love this one Mary, it took me a while to learn how to long board. If you don't know how to ride a long board don't try to go down a hill. When I first started long boarding I went down a hill not knowing what I was doing, and I crashed pretty hard.
Your first question, hahahahahaha. People really ask that? This is really good and it's entertaining too. I think since you can relate it makes this blog a lot better. Also when people asked if you learned anything obviously you were taught a lesson but you were locked up bored haha you didn't learn anything.
I like your third question best, about learning anything. I hate getting asked this. Most people ask it in the sense of asking if you learned your lesson but even if I did, I'm not gonna tell you that I did. I also like your second question. When I'm asked how my stay in dt was, my first instinct is to punch them. I love your questions Angel.
I can really relate to this blog. The last time I got out of d.t., I got asked every single one of these questions. I agree, they are just beyond annoying. It's just like dude, shut the hell up, I just got out of lockup and I don't want to be bugged. Good job Angel.
Round 2? Ha people can be so dumb sometimes. But some actually don't care and go back the next day. But h t least wait a little while to do something risky.
I really like this one. It's true. It seems that every time I get out of DT, I get asked those same exact questions. Of course, I think that the first one is mainly out of humor. Either way, after your 50th time in DT, it kinda gets old.
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