Stop Asking! - Top 5 Questions You Should Never Ask A Cop
Many of us know a cop or have met one. But not everyone has been frisked or arrested by one. I know a lot about this because I have been arrested a couple times or more. Here are three questions you should absolutely never tell or ask a cop.
#1 What kind of donuts do you like?
Don't ask this question, just don't do it. If you do end up asking him/her this question then good luck spending a night or longer in a d.t. or jail cell. Why bother asking this question when you know you ain't gonna get an answer. It ain't worth your time or anybody else's.
#2 Can I hold your gun?
You should think twice before you even think about asking this question. I think this is the most dumbest question you could ever ask a cop. For one you already know what the answer is gonna be "No", and for two ain't no cop stupid enough to let you even touch his/her gun. I think the cop would laugh at you and ask if you are "high", or if you are "ok".
#3 Are you a "Pig"?
Never ask a cop if he/she is a pig, because they will take that offensive. That's like calling some other race a racist name, that's how they take it. One time I asked a cop if he was a pig and he got so mad and tightened the handcuffs even tighter. So coming from a person that has experienced that situation never ask a cop if they are a "Pig."
#4 Did you become a cop just to look cool with a gun?
I have never asked a cop this question. But I think if you ask him/her that question then they might take it as you calling them a wimp.
#5 Can I shoot you with your taser?
If you ask a cop if you could shoot them with there taser, I think they will laugh at you. A cop ain't that stupid enough to trust anyone with his/her taser. I have never asked a cop this question but I am looking forward to it just to see what he/she says.
So I'm gonna end by telling everyone to ask questions that you actually want the answers to. I guarantee if you ask all these questions you are gonna end up being hated by the cop, end up getting a ticket, or maybe if you lucky enough getting locked up. So just keep your cool with cops, even if they make you mad and you just want to give them a piece of your mind try and keep calm and things will go much better then you expected I guarantee it.
7 comments:
Haha I liked your paper Aron it was funny And honest. From now on I'll differently take all this questions into consideration. I also have Question for you what's a good way to get a cop to like you?
I think you did your questions exceptionally. I mean they are odveously questions you shouldn't ask. I also think they were pretty funny. You should do like those.
I thought at your list was funny. I remember one time that I asked the first one and that got me at one of the people at e bottom of the cops list.
Matt C
Sweet, that essay is rediculously funny, it made me realize that cops have feelings also. I didn't notice them as people and it didn't matter if I insulted them but I guess they have the right to be respected also, but they also should respect the people in trouble because a lot of cops are straight up dirty.
Haha Aron your funny. I like the first question. It's pretty funny. I feel like I wanna go ask a cop that. But I probably won't. Haha.
This was very funny. I can't imagine who has asked these kinds of questions to a cop. There are some funny cops out there that will answer polite, but a lot of them will get offended by these questions. Be careful and use common sense when faced with law inforcement it could get you that big trip to jail like your pal jimmy down the street.
I really liked your questions, some of them reminds me some of the "questions" I ask cops like one of them i say catch anything today, makes them pretty mad but yeah you should've put that down.
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